Looking out my window this morning I see some jackass whiteboy walking by holding up his dumbass saggy drawers. Never mind that his pants were 3 sizes too large and poorly belted just below his ass, it’s the fact that he has to put all of that effort into walking all crooked and leaning to hold them up by the crotch. Basically, he looked like some kid with cerebral palsy walking down the street after shitting his pants.
Why, God, why?? No answers there, so I hit Google.
Apparently, in prison, according to a judge, sagging pants were worn to represent an invitation for some “special lovin” in the prison community – the lower they are worn, the more they would say “yes”. Mmm-hmm. Well, it eventually just became a prison trend and only the older prisoners remember it under that connotation.
Personally, I don’t think it should be forgotten. I think these guys should be gawked upon like some sexy piece of prey to Bubba the ass-raping prison ape. I mean… if you’re going to advertise… let’s not be a tease now.
It’s always good to see our youth taking on the lifestyle of the criminal community and thinking it is cool. You have your completely devoid paragons like Tupac and Eminem. You look up to your gunned-down-for-being-a-gang-banger idol and you misogynistic, full-of-hate white boy wanna-be-a-brutha idol. The general population then has a great disdain for you and then you get to cry about how you oppressed you are and how got the hard life in the street. Gee, I wonder how that works.
Pull up your freakin’ pants, man. Can’t we just bring back Hammer pants? At least those had elastic at the top.
Also… who do you fear more, Spokane? A bunch of kids wearing Tripp pants and carrying signs defending your rights while devouring vegan foods or some wanna be gang banger who models themselves after violent criminals and actually lives the lifestyle with no regard for your rights? Think.
